The Orchard Keeper
In a valley where the river runs slow, a gentle man tends an orchard of young trees and finds the place he is not the wrong thing. Then a cold question takes root among the villagers. A Wildean fable about mercy, suspicion, and the names that other people hand us.
My Bad Dad or the Criminal Poo Brain
Frankenstein's monster is, contrary to popular belief, extremely articulate. He is also extremely tired. Hauled out of his own novel and into one ill-fitting adaptation after another, each louder and stranger than the last, he wants a quiet life, one uninterrupted sentence, and for everyone to please read the book.